2004-01-16

if someone barfs on me
by me

if someone barfed on me- i would barf right back on them. no questions asked. it would be involuntary. if you're ever going to throw up- please try and tell me ahead of time so i can avoid you. merciful? i know...

i have had domino effect vomitting since i was a young lass. i can't help it.

while in elementary school i used to interview my friend's parents to discover what they did just prior to barfing. so i would know when to run.

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